| Little Girl with Fire Wagon If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little laddershungoff the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was beingpulled by her dog and her cat.The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is anice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.'Thanks,' the girl replied.The firefighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collarand to the cat's testicles.'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you howto run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat'scollar, Ithink you could go faster.'The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but thenI wouldn't have a siren.' |
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