Bikers

There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the
road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't
have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,"I can't
drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest." After
thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on
backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were
driving down the road and they came around this curb
and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them
what happened. The police asked him, "are either of
them showing any life signs?"
The farmer said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his
head around the right way."
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